Part 1: Week 1 of knowing I am Pregnant: (Week 4-5 of Pregnancy)

So I am reading my pregnancy bible and freaking out a bit. There are two things that come to mind as I am reading this book.



1) Is there some kind of button the baby pushes as you squeeze him/her out of your vagina that erases all of the bad pregnancy symptoms that you experienced in the 9 mos. that makes you forget everything and makes you tell all other woman and people that "Pregnancy is the best gift ever. The most amazing experience I have had!" Cause Sh*t, I am reading this Bible so to speak, and this does not look like it is going to be the best experience of my life. Well, emotionally maybe, but physically? It just sounds damn gross to me. However, I am already pretty nasty, so increased gas, flatulence, and moodiness is the name of my game, so now I just have an excuse. SWEET!



2) If anyone read this book prior to having sex all together, YOU WOULD NOT HAVE IT. I think that Sex education classes in middle school should pass this out as suggested reading. Those 12 years old girls won't be getting started any time soon.